The following is an excerpt from a recent text conversation between me and Seth Worley.
Me: 13th Warrior and Pirates 3 are my love language.
Me: Battlestar Galactica is not.
Me: I'm holding fast. I'm not getting tricked into an outer space melodrama. Not in this lifetime.
SethWorley: Have you watched it? It's so overbearing and underwhelming
Me: I don't watch anything starring the guy who played the dad in Selena especially if he's a space captain.
SethWorley: Hahahaha what a strangely specific guideline
Me: And it hasn't failed me yet.