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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Open letter to URL jerks

Dear jerk-trons:

You have made the process of choosing a blog title more tedious than necessary.

Why?

Because you stole melissa.blogspot.com and the last time you posted your garbage post of "Hey! This is my blog! Blah" it was 2001. 2001! I had to bold that because you can't capitalize numbers.

You also stole:

whodidthis.blogspot.com
yourmom.blogspot.com
youhavemyattention.blogspot.com

strangely- penguinbacon.blogspot.com was still available.

Look, don't be rude Mr.2001. Come back from you life in the future and delete your blog. I mean, you're lucky I'm pretty crazy and could still come up with a good URL despite your rudeness. But there are others who aren't as crafty. This could be considered community service on your part. Have a heart.

Sincerely, but with an intensity unlike any other,
MeLissa (the "L" is capitalized on purpose)



As promised, here's a picture:


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